We pinky swear.
They are faithful and dedicated and will stay by your side through the longest of journeys...much like a gentle dog, but who miraculously don't need food, sleep, or water. We've known them to sit outside for hours in freezing temperatures just so they don't leave their clients' side while they labor in a hot tub, and we're not kidding when we say they don't need to sleep- we're talkin' DAYS of awakeness, people. Dayyyys.
And just look at these sprite-like fingers just waiting to work their magic...
We promise you won't regret meeting Jen and Vanessa. You might be disappointed that you can't keep them, but we can't really help you with that.
Go get a real dog.
Labor Doula services are $950.
Placenta Encapsulation is $225.